I don’t like those ads that run down the side of a Facebook page. Number one, they look cheap. Number 2, they know your information and tailor the ads to you specifically. I feel like they are trying to trick me.
“Are you a mom in your twenties?”
“Do you like babies?”
“Do you like eating so that you can live?”
Anything that applies to you, most likely will run as a janky ad on your page. Today, I saw the mother, father, sister, and homie of all ads.
The banner said:
SURPRISE YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Now one would think it’s something some sort of product you could by him, perhaps an iPhone or iPad. Maybe it could also be advertising entertainment, restaurants, or something you could do with him on a date.
One would think, at least.
Then at the bottom it had a picture of a baby. Now this is getting confusing.
Turns out the ad was for a site called ourbabymaker.com and you can surprise your boyfriend with a computer generated version of what your baby would look like.
There is nothing that a boyfriend wants less than for their crazy girlfriend to morph their pictures together in a computer to make a pretend baby.
I just had to laugh.
“Honey, I have a surprise for you!!!!!”
“I made our babyyyyyyy!!!”
I wish you could hear me saying that because a lot of comic relief is lost without my facial and vocal expressions.
If you want to be single at the quickest rate possible, please go to ourbabymaker.com and go on with your crazy bad self.
Your baby won’t judge you. Make-believe baby will love you unconditionally. Unlike the boyfriend you have who will make you look like a psychopath to the whole town.
So go on friend, make a freaky looking generated baby and give your boyfriend the surprise he really wants: a picture of what his child would look like if he was crazy enough to stay with you after you make fake children on-line.
SURPRISE!
Disclaimer: It is okay to make computer babies if both parites are conscenting and the baby is NOT a surprise. Jillian’s could possibly have a machine that will morph your faces into children or half of your face and half of a monkey’s face. I probably have never done that.
“Look honey! Our family album!” Hahaha!